A cheap, lazy man asking for opinions

[FarmerTan]

I am thinking about buying not one, but TWO different vintage Avon aftershave or colognes from "that city by the 'Bay". They are Cool Sage and Brisk Spice.

My question: are they werth the "Wrath of the War Department" and her never ending quest of making sure that I die a "Millionaire Next Door" when all I want to do is live NEXTDOOR to a millionaire?

All answers are appreciated, but I'd appreciate it even MORE if y'all stay on topic as well as I do in your posts. You KNOW how much I HATE thread derailments!

 

[BigJ]

IME, ’Happy wife = happy life!’

(Fortunately, LOTH here recognizes ‘traditional’ wet shaving as the least expensive hobby I have had!)

 

[Ravenonrock]

Yes…and no.

 

[Big_T]

Not to derail your thread, but why spend "her money" on Old Spice? Here's a "better idea". Peel the wrapper off a stick of Arko, cut it in half, mash each half flat, and put one in your pants pocket and one in your shirt pocket. You'll smell good all over for days, weeks, months, probably even years.

 

[FarmerTan]

@Big_T , it's OUR money, but in NAME only, lol.


I had no idea she had money when I agreed to marry her, or we'd have dated for less than a month before I popped the question!

LoL, I never did ask her to marry me; I just assumed she would!

When the right one comes in for a haircut, you just KNOW, ya know?

 

[Big_T]

Oh heck, I just re-read your post, it's vintage Avon you want, not Old Spice. Please ignore my post and just buy it and face her wrath. LoL

 

[FarmerTan]

Oh heck, I just re-read your post, it's vintage Avon you want, not Old Spice. Please ignore my post and just buy it and face her wrath. LoL

Her bark is werser than her bite, but her bark is deadly!

Love her DEARLY, but fear her even more!

 

[Slock]

I don't know I have heard about your thing for aftershaves. You need somthing that will repell her wrath. Is that why you like Arko so much?

 

[FarmerTan]

I don't know I have heard about your thing for aftershaves. You need somthing that will repell her wrath. Is that why you like Arko so much?

She used to clean bathrooms as a side hustle, so she LOVES the smell of Arko.

Sorry Gents, she's taken!

 

[Butch Waxx]

Handsome Farmer, I would go ahead with your purchase…..And add a dozen red roses too! Works like a charm

 

[FarmerTan]

Handsome Farmer, I would go ahead with your purchase…..And add a dozen red roses too! Works like a charm

You ain't met her.

I'M the romantic in this relationship.

She'd just yell at the expense of the flowers.
If I need to get out of the doghouse I just do the dishes, vacuum, etc.... TRUE STORY DOGGONE!

 

[JCarr]

Buy Lustray Spice and Lustray Blue Spice...money saved on excellent products...oh happy day! The end.

 

[Billhanna]

You ain't met her.

I'M the romantic in this relationship.

She'd just yell at the expense of the flowers.
If I need to get out of the doghouse I just do the dishes, vacuum, etc.... TRUE STORY DOGGONE!

I kinda like that practicality. Y’all looking to adopt? I believe I’m done buying razors; I cook and clean; all I need is two more knives for my kitchen. Maybe three.

 

[FarmerTan]

I kinda like that practicality. Y’all looking to adopt? I believe I’m done buying razors; I cook and clean; all I need is two more knives for my kitchen. Maybe three.

If we adopt you, she'll cut you down to one butter knife and one sharp knife. If she's in a good mood, you MIGHT get to choose your own sharp knife.

 

[Mike M]

She'd just yell at the expense of the flowers.
If I need to get out of the doghouse I just do the dishes, vacuum, etc.... TRUE STORY DOGGONE!

You sure your Mrs and mine aren't related?

 

[mio_cuggino]

Ooooh, Cool Sage is a toughie to find.
If you don't have one, you should go for it.

 

[FarmerTan]

Ooooh, Cool Sage is a toughie to find.
If you don't have one, you should go for it.

I will tell the lovely War Department it was your idea!

That was easy!

 

[Captain O]

I went to visit my mother-in-law... but the Humane Society was closed.

 

[ylekot]

I will tell the lovely War Department it was your idea!

That was easy!

Peer pressure is rough around here!!

Although you may not have any peers, ya legend!!

 

[FarmerTan]

Peer pressure is rough around here!!

Although you may not have any peers, ya legend!!

I'm peerless, in the sense that an asylum escapee is peerless....