LOL...poor Rob. I feel for the man, seriously. How many times has the guy had to explain the whole "witch hazel HAS alcohol" thing? I've come across his well spoken and lucid explanations so many times he must feel like Don Quixote tipping at windmills by now. Kudos to you for your Job-like patience Rob!
I only suggest some alcohol in place of an anti-microbial, especially for use after shaving. A 14% alcohol ratio will be a much smaller percentage once diluted with other ingredients.
Sue