What is the Above Member's Avatar Thinking?

[Guestabc]

"You called me an Aussie again, I am so depressed"

 

[cleanshaved]

I've been to New Zealand's West Island.

 

[BaylorGator]

I put on weight and I can't fly. I can't fly so I put on weight. It's a vicious cycle!

 

[The Count of Merkur Cristo]

"Free ice cream for everyone".

"You scream, I scream, we all scream for Ice Cream". American Proverb

 

[cleanshaved]

A nod is as good as a wink.

 

[Tokyospike]

Can you help me pull these boots off?

 

[Accionmutante]

Am I a freudian phallic representation?

 

[Tokyospike]

You mean I can be a real Great White Hunter now?

 

[Guestabc]

10....09...08... main engine start...07... 06...

 

[August West]

You bet your bippy.

 

[Guestabc]

bwa bbwaa, Boulderdash!.... where is my Guinness

 

[Tokyospike]

Sock it . . . To ME?

 

[Accionmutante]

What if everyone knew I was transmitting brainwash alpha waves all day?

 

[cleanshaved]

I always dress this way when hunting rabbits.

 

[SteveWY]

Can someone with hands help me pull my boots off?

 

[ReapersBlade]

My Shave cream has a first name, / It's C-E-L-L-A

 

[cleanshaved]

I'm think taking those gumboots off will stink the place out.

 

[John Rose]

"Hi folks, how're ya doing tonight? I just flew in from . . . Oh, wait, no I didn't."

 

[cleanshaved]

I want a kiwi feather for my hat, that way it won't fly off my head.

 

[Guestabc]

oops, I fall down and go boom