Especially if you've got more than one chick!
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Jokes that make you groan
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Side note: Chick (spelled Cik cos C = Ch) is the Indonesian and Malay word for a young, unmarried (pretty) woman. I think sailors and soldiers from WW1 or WW2 brought the word back to England and the USA.
I managed to weight a rainbow the other day. Turns out it's pretty light...
Apologies if I posted this previously.
I made a thought controlled air freshener. It sounds ridiculous, but it makes scents when you think about.
When I was young, I was very poor.
After years of struggle, I’m no longer young.
After years of struggle, I’m no longer young.
In the old West, a dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!"
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While the flag may not be the best thing about living in Switzerland, it is a big plus...
Doctor: Well Susan, it looks like you're pregnant!
Susan: I'm pregnant?!?!
Doctor: No, but it looks like you are.
Susan: I'm pregnant?!?!
Doctor: No, but it looks like you are.
HA! That one got me actually laughing.
Patient: I'm terrified of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Patient: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Therapist: Oh, I see!
Patient: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Therapist: Are you ok?
Therapist: You are?
Patient: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Therapist: Oh, I see!
Patient: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Therapist: Are you ok?
Patient: I'm having trouble with my hearing.
Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms?
Patient: Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat yellow guy.
Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms?
Patient: Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat yellow guy.
Doctor: I have your test results.
Patient (laughing): Did I pass?
Doctor: Not yet.
Patient (laughing): Did I pass?
Doctor: Not yet.
Patient: How much time do I have left Doc?
Doctor: Ten
Patient: Ten what?
Doctor: Nine...
Doctor: Ten
Patient: Ten what?
Doctor: Nine...
