Owen Bawn
Garden party cupcake scented
A large whiskey makes me feel like a new man. The problem is that the new man immediately calls for two more large whiskies with a pint of beer to wash it all down.I recall first hearing the facts about martinis (something I do enjoy from time to time.) It's a take on a James Thurber quote.
One is just right, two is too many, and three is not enough.