Don't sleep with another mans wife or your girlfriends sister!
I grew up watching Gilligan's Island so I'm kinda screwed.
You can make a coconut telephone.
Especially when we are in the backwoods in Canada's coldest regions where the low temperatures literally are deadly, hide the car keys somewhere so that when we split up the first person back can escape from the cold
If a gang of hooligans asks you if you're Rangers or Celtic you've got a 50:50 chance of survival. Odds are better if you look for greens or blues in the clothing. Whatever you do, don't say Partick Thistle. You'll get a kicking and be scorned and humiliated.
I am personally aghast at how many people rely completely on GPS and other navigation systems.
That video is lovely... but how am I going to explain in court why I broke his nose, and then proceeded to smash his face into a table screaming "DON'T YOU EVER DO THIS AGAIN!!!
Here in Blighty self defence law is iffy, but any force I use against anyone I have to be able to justify. Doing any self defence course here covers English law for about a lesson, and you get a reminder every lesson on the words Justifiable Force.
When hiking, if you find yourself coming unbalanced and you are about to twist your ankle ... fall down instead. That ten-mile hike back to civilisation is a lot easier with a broken wrist/arm/whatever than with a twisted/broken ankle.
(Of course, you should be able to fall down without breaking anything at all ... but if you have to pick between an ankle and an arm ... no brainer ...sacrifice the arm.)
Never sleep with a bitter woman, you never know when you may fall in love.
Now you tell me!Never sleep with a bitter woman, you never know when you may fall in love.
--my grandfather's advice.
In public, never sit with your back to a door. Always sit with your back to a wall. My martial arts Grand Master.