“I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”
- Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes in "A Study in Pink"
- Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes in "A Study in Pink"
What the news and mass media say
about what the health implications of coffee drinking are,
seems to depend mostly on if it's an odd or even numbered year.
My coffee habits have changed over the years.
When I was a child, the old people gave me coffee with so much milk in it
that it was an obvious attempt to make me think I was drinking coffee
when it was really a cup of milk.
I never drank coffee at home as an adult.
When I was a driver, I worked with a crew that always took breaks at McDonalds
and we drank coffee there.
I took it black with enough sugar to invoke the idea of coffee flavored candy.
Then diabetes and black coffee without sugar.
Nowadays my favorite is a large hot Dunkin Doughnuts capucino,
no sugar, no added flavors.
So that's where the Arko sticks went...There's no proof I'm a psychopath and as long as you don't dig up my patio that's the story I'm sticking to.