What Should Isaac Do?

Discussion in 'The Haberdashery' started by johnniegold, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. johnniegold

    johnniegold Moderator Emeritus

    So Isaac ordered a pair of Aldens in a special order size. So it's gonna take 6 months to arrive. Now we all know what its like to wait for something after we place an order. Some of us set up camp by the mailbox while others place intermittent orders to help see themselves through it. Let's give Isaac some ideas to help get him through the next 6 months until he receives those beauties from Alden. I'll get the ball rolling: Read Melville's Moby Dick (again, if you've read it already. :yesnod: ).
     
  2. Isaac

    Isaac Moderator Emeritus

    Haha....this should be good. WOW, my own thread. I feel honored.

    I can tell you I'm thinking of getting some more bow ties :)
     
  3. He could take a course relating to his occupation for that needed stepping stone to the next level.
     
  4. Isaac

    Isaac Moderator Emeritus

    ROFL, Im already doing that reluctantly..
     
  5. Well I hear underwater basket weaving is really catching on also.
     
  6. Isaac

    Isaac Moderator Emeritus

    I could drive shoe mart absolutely bonkers, and even run the risk of being banned by ordering two more pairs and then returning them. Damn, I do give those people some major applauds on their customer service.
     
  7. johnniegold

    johnniegold Moderator Emeritus

    Fresh water or salt water?
     
  8. Throw his wife's favorite diamond earrings in a grain silo and dive in.
     
  9. Brackish :lol:
     
  10. professorchaos

    professorchaos Moderator Emeritus

    Six months? How about breaking 5000 posts here at B&B? 15 posts a day ... you could welcome every n00b once and make it with time to spare.
     
  11. jkh

    jkh

    Purchase a set of Simpson Emperor brushes with Manchurian hair.












    Oh wait ....
     
  12. Isaac

    Isaac Moderator Emeritus

    I don't have a wife, which is why i buy shaving gear with no consequences. Perhaps I should work on getting someone who I should clear things through first :)

    ROFL.... See above
     
  13. Doc4

    Doc4 Moderator Emeritus Contributor

    play Hungry Hungry Hippos!



    (ya gotta play it right to the end ... sorry about audio-only.)
     
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  14. Begin writing a screenplay based on two obsessive compulsives who meet, fall in love, and marry. A timely film idea.... (I want 25%) for pitching you the idea.
     
  15. johnniegold

    johnniegold Moderator Emeritus

    :lol:
     
  16. well played sir. i also am not a chump :biggrin1:
     
  17. Doc4

    Doc4 Moderator Emeritus Contributor

    Here ya go ...

     
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  18. Can't say I don't envy your remorseless buying streaks.
     
  19. Attempt to read Infinite Jest​ by David Foster Wallace
     
  20. After Infinite Jest, take up the book Finnegan's Wake.
     

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