What if game!!

[Khedquist]

Here is a new game. No themes, just an on going thread. Here's how it works. Take a phrase, song, book, band name, place, person or thing that fits the premise "What If". Here are a couple of examples to give you an idea. "What if The Great Gatsby was only average?", "What if U2 found what they were looking for.", "What if everyone tolerated Raymond?"
No need to copy the previous "what if" to the new reply. Just post a new one each time.

I'll start with:

"What if Pink Floyd ran out of bricks for the wall?"

 

[MVD1]

"What if The Invisible Man had been visible?"

 

[August West]

"What if they ever got off of Gilligan's Island?"

 

[TheVez2]

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

 

[Haggises]

What if they found the person who put the ram in the ramalangadingdong?

 

[ouch]

What if they found the person who put the ram in the ramalangadingdong?

That would be me.

 

[Haggises]

What if the answer to every question is this thread is Ouch?

 

[Khedquist]

"What if the Rolling Stones could get a little satisfaction."

 

[August West]

"What if Fidel Castro was a better pitcher?"

 

[BSAGuy]

What if the moon really were made of cheese?

 

[Avvatar]

What if John Lennon hadn't wanted to hold anyone's hand?

 

[Haggises]

Wot if Inglish woz ritn fonetikly?

 

[cleanshaved]

What if Black Sabbath played classical music.

 

[threevok]

"What if Fidel Castro was a better pitcher?"

Nice.

What if Captain Picard had a fro?

 

[Khedquist]

What if the Police (Sting) were really rent a cops.

 

[August West]

"What if Mary never had a little lamb?"

 

[threevok]

What is there were 4 bears instead of 3?

 

[Avvatar]

What if I never tried a safety razor?

 

[Hoka Hey]

What if Hitler had become a successful painter?

 

[Prof. Moriarty]

What if we all took the blue pill