My SWMBO said I must be gay, given that I now have more face products taking up bathroom space than she does.
I'm surprised no one else has heard:
"You aren't done yet, you're still shaving?"
I get that one all the time!
Funny thread lol, wonder if I really should marry some day
My wife said, "you get this drawer and this drawer only!"
My wife's famous quote is similar, but slightly different. I finish my first pass, rinse and then lather up for the second pass. That's when she says, "You're going to shave AGAIN?!?"I'm surprised no one else has heard:
"You aren't done yet, you're still shaving?"
I get that one all the time!
I have quit smoking now for a month
I think I have the best wife in the world
I ordered a knot from TGN and it came in today. SWMBO called me and said, "Your beaver hair came in today."
Trying to be a gentleman... it ain't easy when you throw them slow and straight down the middle of the plate like that!
I ordered a knot from TGN and it came in today. SWMBO called me and said, "Your beaver hair came in today."