Lapping My Hone

[JBHoren]

I took my new C-MON Hone to Cheetah's, but no one would lap-dance with it. Was I doing something wrong?

Perplexed in Palm Springs

 

[joel]

I took my new C-MON Hone to Cheetah's, but no one would lap-dance with it. Was I doing something wrong?

Perplexed in Palm Springs

 

[Sticky]

Did you have your C-Mon hone in your pocket or were you just happy to be at Cheetah's?

 

[Targ]

Perhaps next time you should bring a wad of 20's, I find that cash always gets a good lap on the stone

 

[daveesq]

Given the vintage nature of the hone, I'd think a club named "Cougar's" might be more effective.