Hmmm I am sure that some unfortunate souls has tried to quench their desire for intoxicants by indulging in some after shaves. Just thinking of that one must be pretty desperate. Especially hard to imagine would be to down a bottle of Osage Rub to get a rise. I think it probably would be more painful on the inside than the outside.What's the problem officer? Well, when you signaled left, you merged right. Then when you signaled right, you merged left. Seeing as how squirrelly you seemed to be driving, I thought I'd pull you over, and find out just how much Pinaud Clubman Whisky Woods you been drinking.
Well officer, I bathed in it today, I guess my skin absorbed so much of it, it got me drunk. Here, play this instrument, it's a harmonica. Ok that was quite a solo number you played, you achieved a 1.0. Sorry, but that's just criminal, I got to take you in.