Mrs : You look like a bum in that robe and slippers! Mr.: What? This Robe? whatsamater with it? Mrs: its as old as dirt and looks like you fought a war in it. Mr: Its not that old. Mrs: I gave you that robe in 1982. Mr: Your point? Mrs: Ahhhhhh. ( doing that eye roll thing) So this arrived- Waffle weave robe and some new LB Evans slippers!