Bravo to you, sir, for recognizing my avatar.What kind of teeth can you get for a dollar?
Buck teeth!
(I had to post one immediately after the poster above so we could get the two Groucho pictures together.)
Bravo to you, sir, for recognizing my avatar.
Few people today know what Julius H. Marx looked like sans make-up and props,
but this is how he appeared to family and close friends.
With a lot of celebrities, I'm more interested in their private lives than what they do as part of their public acts.I'm a big fan of the Marx Brothers. I've seen/own all of their movies and I've read several books on the brothers and the main three as individuals. They were quite an interesting and colorful crew.
With a lot of celebrities, I'm more interested in their private lives than what they do as part of their public acts.
Julius H. Marx has long been one of my role models.
Leonard A. Schneider (Lenny Bruce) led a dramatic life beyond the obscenities and social muck-raking.
Moses, Jerome and Samuel Horvitz and Louis Feinberg
(Moe, Curly, Shemp and Larry)
are also much more interesting off-stage.
After he paid the for his hot dog, the buddhist asked the vendor for his change.What did the buddist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything!
my dad would have loved that.Did someone say #ShaggyDogStories?
During the time of the American Civil War,
there was an old man who worked in a textile factory deep in the South.
It was his job to take the bolts of white cotton cloth off the looms,
and dye them whatever color was needed for the day's production.
One day, he is called into the Foreman's office,
where he is face to face with a Confederate General and two of his aides.
The General says:
"Now looky here, boy. We've got us a captured trainload full of Union Blue Uniforms.
We need you to put them out in the sun and fade them until they're Confederate Gray."
The old man says:
"Nope. I ain't gonna do it."
The General says:
"That ain't the right answer, boy. You'll be doing Ol' Dixie a great service.
A lot of our boys are fighting in rags right now.
If they have 'em some proper uniforms, it would be great for morale,
and good morale leads to Victory!"
The old man says:
"Nope. I ain't gonna do it."
The General says:
"Last chance, boy.
Either you take these uniforms and fade them to serve the Confederacy,
or I'll have my aides put a rifle in your hands,
take you off to the front lines,
and you can show your love for the South by putting your life on the line!
Now what's it going to be?"
The old man says:
"Nope. I ain't gonna do it."
The General nods to his aides, then they take him off the front lines of battle.
The old man was killed in action a few weeks later.
The moral of the story is:
"Old Dyers never Fade, they just Soldier away."
I listened to a BBC fictionalized radio play of Harpo on his tour through the Soviet Union as an American spy. It was funny and suspenseful. I don't know how realistic it was.I'm a big fan of the Marx Brothers. I've seen/own all of their movies and I've read several books on the brothers and the main three as individuals. They were quite an interesting and colorful crew.
I listened to a BBC fictionalized radio play of Harpo on his tour through the Soviet Union as an American spy. It was funny and suspenseful. I don't know how realistic it was.