OldSaw
The wife's investment
I'm partial to Velveeta - you know what they say, "Forget the cheddar, Velveeta is better!"
You beat me to it. How about that stuff in the spray can? Now that's some tasty cheese. Tastes great on saltines.
But seriously, my favorite is beer battered and deep fried cheddar cheese curds. Now we're talkin some serious fat consumption.
Speaking of cheese curds, I love fresh cheddar cheese curds right after they are salted, still warm and right out of the vat. You can't buy them like that in the store. If they don't squeak when you chew them, they are not fresh.
With most of the small cheese factories out of business these days they are harder to find. When I was a kid we had friends that owned a cheese factory and I still have fond memories of reaching in the vat and pulling out fist fulls of warm squeaky curds. Makes me want to do that Andy Griffith, "Mmm em!"