Interviewee: Sorry I am 15 minutes late.
Interviewer: You're hired.
Interviewer: You're hired.
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, “If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down.” “And if you were a lady,” replied Roger, “you'd stand up and let four people sit down.”
Me too!Reminds me of a Winston Churchill quote. LOL!
Me too!