Almost free DE blades for a good dad/groaner joke

[ike]

Hello,

I have approximately 500 DE blades, Gillette Platinum and 7:00 O'Clock Yellow, that I would like to send to someone in exchange for a good dad or groaner joke. All I ask is $20 for shipping to CONUSA.

If interested please send/post/carrier-pigeon me a joke and I will very subjectively pick a winner on Thursday, March 28th at 7:00 p.m. MST. I will mail you the box full of blades (and who knows what else) and then you can mail me a check or cash on the honor system. If you want to use Zelle I'm ok with that too, but no Paypal or anything like that.

These are all excellent blades but I now use Lab Blue and German Wilkinson blades exclusively.

Thank you,
Dennis (aka Ike)

 

[rockrabbit]

PM sent

 

[BigJ]

WONDERFUL PIF!!

Congratulations gentlemen.

 

[Grundi]

I have approximately 500 DE blades

Hi, "have approximately 500 DE blades", I'm Dad!!

PS. pm sent

 

[Old Hippie]

Respectfully not in, but here's a groaner I heard today:

What's the best way to cook alligator?

In a Croc Pot!

O.H.

 

[yellcohawg58]

PM sent.

 

[Sam Hanwich]

Wow! What a generous offer. I've got a dad joke for you. PM sent

 

[ike]

My dad was born a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth. Now I have an uncle once removed.

 

[pathologist]

My grandpa's favorite was:

"A train just came through here, you know how I can tell? It left tracks behind."

 

[ike]

Gentlemen,

The good news is that rockrabbit has been selected to receive the blades.

The bad news is that this thread of great jokes will come to an end. I received some really good dad/groaner jokes and as much as I wanted to "very subjectively" pick a winner I simply could not. I ended up putting all the submitter's names in a spreadsheet and assigned a random number to each entry using =Rand(). The highest value went to rockrabbit and that is how he was picked.

Thank you all for the submissions and my wife and I really enjoyed them.

Thank you,
Dennis (aka Ike)

 

[Sam Hanwich]

If you want to have a party in space, you'll have to planet.

Congratulations to rockrabbit! And kudos to Dennis (aka Ike)

 

[Grundi]

Congratulations, @rockrabbit!! And thank you, @ike, for a fun PIF!!

 

[AndyPanda]

Congratulations to the winner! Thanks to Ike for the fun PIF.

 

[rockrabbit]

Thank you @ike for this wonderful PIF.. PM sent!

 

[AndyPanda]

Even though the PIF is over, I can't help myself but leave a dad groaner joke

Have you heard that the French have developed an exploding floor covering? It's called Linoleum Blownapart

 

[ike]

lol! That is seriously funny!