You're one of the Shaving Gods for a day. What do you create?

[Leslie145]

I would simply recreate man - sans hair. Problem solved.

Does the expression 'last turkey in the shop' mean anything to you... Eeeeeeww.

 

[franz]

A gardenia-scented croap, made by Valobra.

Guess my question is, why the heck would it take a "shaving god" thought experiment for this to seem realistic? Sheesh, Valobra. Get with the program.

Here's another idea.

Muhle slant

 

[GFlanagan3]

why is Queen "Princes of the Universe" running through my head now..."there can be only one"-THAT is a close shave

 

[gash]

Guess my question is, why the heck would it take a "shaving god" thought experiment for this to seem realistic? Sheesh, Valobra. Get with the program.

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Yes! Thank you!

 

[WhiteWolf]

Arko sticks in menthol, lavender and shulton old spice, plus personna 74's.

Jim

 

[Mad Man]

As Shaving God with full omnipotence I'd decree ALL deities hereby null and void and memories wiped to remove same.

Even Shaving Gods don't want to see a drop of blood spilled in their name....

 

[BarbaGnosa]

Let there be lather. And there was lather. And it was good. And, on the next day...

 

[abrowncrayon]

A nanotech straight razor case. A nanotech lining would remove all moisture, corrosion, scum etc from the blade & scales while realigning and polishing the cutting edge at the molecular level. It would be configurable for bevel angle, keeness and could make minor corrections to smiles and frowns while preserving washes, etchings & engravings.
Hey, you said ANYTHING right? Hell, it would probably STILL be cheaper than getting into honing right?

Ha ha. Wouldn't that get rid of half the fun of shaving....and make this forum redundant?

 

[JDTTO]

A Tech with the head profile of a Schick Krona in nickel plated brass.

 

[Emanon]

A shaving godess....whoohoooo!

 

[aimsport]

Bring back the Tungsten Steel Personna 74 blade

 

[Gammon]

Surgical alteration to make sweat glands secrete the VEG so we don't have to argue about "crystal" deodorant anymore.

 

[franz]

Surgical alteration to make sweat glands secrete the VEG

Oh brother!