You Might Belong on B&B If:
-You own more razors than a high-end shaving store.
-You have enough soaps and/or creams to reenact the end of Ghostbusters, no matter how many takes are required.
-You could single-handedly keep an entire badger farm in business.
-You've ever used Williams mug soap in a joke.
-Wilson from Cast Away reminds you of a shaving brush.
-You made a shaving brush what looks like Wilson from Cast Away, you shameless nerd.
-There are more shaving-dedicated bowls/mugs/scuttles in your bathroom than there are coffee cups in your kitchen.
-You've ever used a coffe cup for shaving because all of your soap containers are occupied and you had to try this new stuff RIGHT NOW.
-You troll antique malls and thrift shops more than SWMBO.
-You have enough razor blades to last you several decades, and that's just in your dopp kit.
-You've refined your travel shaving kit to the point that it's nearly pocket-sized.
-At least one whole folder on your computer is dedicated to shaving-related pictures and videos.
-You've ever posed your shaving gear for a photo-op.
-You can tell the difference between grades of badger brushes solely by the lather they produce.
-Your main beef with airline regulations is that you can't take your favorite blades in your carry-on.
-You think the handrails at Niagra Falls look like a Lady's Gillette.
-You're better with a straight razor than the local barber.
-"Sorry I'm late boss; I wasn't happy with the first batch of lather."
-If you ever let your stubble go for a few days, it's just because it's so darn satisfying to mow it all down.
-You look forward to shaving, and sometimes you have a quick two-passer at noon just for fun.
-Proraso is Love.
-You own more razors than a high-end shaving store.
-You have enough soaps and/or creams to reenact the end of Ghostbusters, no matter how many takes are required.
-You could single-handedly keep an entire badger farm in business.
-You've ever used Williams mug soap in a joke.
-Wilson from Cast Away reminds you of a shaving brush.
-You made a shaving brush what looks like Wilson from Cast Away, you shameless nerd.
-There are more shaving-dedicated bowls/mugs/scuttles in your bathroom than there are coffee cups in your kitchen.
-You've ever used a coffe cup for shaving because all of your soap containers are occupied and you had to try this new stuff RIGHT NOW.
-You troll antique malls and thrift shops more than SWMBO.
-You have enough razor blades to last you several decades, and that's just in your dopp kit.
-You've refined your travel shaving kit to the point that it's nearly pocket-sized.
-At least one whole folder on your computer is dedicated to shaving-related pictures and videos.
-You've ever posed your shaving gear for a photo-op.
-You can tell the difference between grades of badger brushes solely by the lather they produce.
-Your main beef with airline regulations is that you can't take your favorite blades in your carry-on.
-You think the handrails at Niagra Falls look like a Lady's Gillette.
-You're better with a straight razor than the local barber.
-"Sorry I'm late boss; I wasn't happy with the first batch of lather."
-If you ever let your stubble go for a few days, it's just because it's so darn satisfying to mow it all down.
-You look forward to shaving, and sometimes you have a quick two-passer at noon just for fun.
-Proraso is Love.
