"You have SO many razor blades!"

[ateace]

So - finally - a comment from my wife.

She made the exclamation this morning and said that I probably have ebough razor blades to last me "about 150 years".

And, sadly, she's close.

Even more sadly, what she can see is only about 20% of the story...

 

[RichGem]

One word: shavepocalypse.

 

[Just looking]

The more you buy, the more you save

 

[SmoovD]

The more you buy, the more you save

Certainly she understands the concept of "on sale".

 

[klm099]

and how many pairs of shoes does she have?

ken

 

[RichGem]

and how many pairs of shoes does she have?

ken

Dead man walking!

 

[apino]

I hide some of my blades in a little cardboard box on top of the bathroom cabinet (where she can't reach). Of course, I always volunteer when it's time to clean the bathroom.

 

[DamnFineBob]

Just tell her that you're the MAN of the house, and you'll buy as many razor blades as you please! Then enjoy some alone time on the sofa for the next few nights.

 

[AmishFury]

The more you buy, the more you shave

fixed

>.>
<.<

 

[DE Shaver]

You can have too many blades?

 

[Slivovitz]

If I shave with nothing but injectors for the rest of my life, I might run out of blades before I die, if I make a rather conservative estimate of the number of shaves per blade.

Add in my SE blades, and I almost certainly won't live long enough to use up both those and the injectors.

And then there's all my DE blades and cartridges. I should live so long! In about twenty years I ought to start PIFing some of the ones that I'll clearly never use.

 

[chjome]

Just tell her that you're the MAN of the house, and you'll buy as many razor blades as you damn well please! Then enjoy some alone time in your bed for the next few nights.

fixed

 

[mandoman]

my wife told me the same thing and i said to her you have to many shoes that endded that

 

[WinstonSmith]

my wife told me the same thing and i said to her you have to many shoes that endded that

"Baby, you could walk to the moon with the shoes you've got."

Last time I heard about razors OR guns

 

[Bit2]

SWMBO thought I had too many razors at 28.
Thankfully, she has not counted my blades which is around 900.
JB

 

[Prince]

My suggestion.....



Find a better hiding place.

 

[Texas Don]

I keep my blade stash in the laundry hamper where it will never be found.

 

[BladeDE40]

I tell my wife..it's like Costco...why go to Safeway and buy three cans of green beans when you can go to Costco and get 12 cans for the same price.

 

[kpg102]

I can has razr bladz?

 

[rdh1223]

Hmm....I was just about to hit up some vendors for more blades......u wanna hide some at my house? Ill keep a real close eye on them and promise that no matter how much the girlfriend complains Ill never never never send them back. U can count on me!