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With any product line it is important to be a leader. Captain's Choice strikes again - we are the WORST! I want to thank each of you for your patience over these eight long years. You all helped make this day possible!
If you wish to feel the urge to hurl yourself off a skyscraper here is the original thread that made such a ground breaking announcement: Captain's Choice is the WORST shaving soap that I've optimized so far
In celebration of this momentous event in the history of our company we are offering one tub of our shaving soap to three lucky winners. They will be selected by random.org. Here is a picture of all of our available scents.
This is how you enter: Simply say, "I want the WORST soap" and you will be entered. (Please use all capital letters with the word WORST for that oh so important emphasis. This helps segregate us from all the others that have been designated as just "worst."
) I will let it run for a bit and then draw the winners. This is CONUS only please.
Here is what we ask: If you are one of the winners we need you to come back to this thread and tell us why you think our soap is the WORST. This will be an important part of your civic duty to mankind. It will also play an important role in us maintaining our number one status in this product category. Thank you in advance for helping us to fend off any other company that might try to steal this achievement from us.
Good luck to each of you!
~ The Captain ~
With any product line it is important to be a leader. Captain's Choice strikes again - we are the WORST! I want to thank each of you for your patience over these eight long years. You all helped make this day possible!
If you wish to feel the urge to hurl yourself off a skyscraper here is the original thread that made such a ground breaking announcement: Captain's Choice is the WORST shaving soap that I've optimized so far
In celebration of this momentous event in the history of our company we are offering one tub of our shaving soap to three lucky winners. They will be selected by random.org. Here is a picture of all of our available scents.
This is how you enter: Simply say, "I want the WORST soap" and you will be entered. (Please use all capital letters with the word WORST for that oh so important emphasis. This helps segregate us from all the others that have been designated as just "worst."
) I will let it run for a bit and then draw the winners. This is CONUS only please. Here is what we ask: If you are one of the winners we need you to come back to this thread and tell us why you think our soap is the WORST. This will be an important part of your civic duty to mankind. It will also play an important role in us maintaining our number one status in this product category. Thank you in advance for helping us to fend off any other company that might try to steal this achievement from us.
Good luck to each of you!
~ The Captain ~
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