World's Weirdest PIF

[fella]

Well maybe not the weirdest, but definitely a trifle odd!

So for this PIF we have:

• 1 Merkur 34C Heavy Duty Classic Double Edge Safety Razor, Chrome
• 2 Art of Shaving Chrome plated shaving stand
• 1 iPhone 5 GSM phone in Mint condition*

I will pick and announce a winner of the PIF at random next Friday 28th July. All you need to do to enter is reply to this thread with a Limerick** to be entered into the drawing. This particular PIF is a US PIF only.

* It might actually be a 5S
** Limerick Optional

 

[LevelUpShaves]

This is weird not in but does the phone have a finger print scanner for a home button or an iPod button.

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[Ferret619]

Gotta be incause I have never treid a merkur!
I'm unfortunately not familiar with any limericks

 

[ED3054]

I'm In.

A bather whose clothing was strewed.
By winds that left her quite nude.
Saw a man come along.
And unless we are wrong.
You expected this line to be lewd.


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[Billski]

I'm in.

There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, called Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

 

[imatabor]

I'm in.

There once was a man from Maine
Who had razors stuck on the brain.
He came here for support
and he received it, of course
They helped his wallet to drain!!!

 

[polishaver]

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffing with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

 

[Graybeard57]

Fun PIF. Not in.

 

[Lightcs1776]

Very generous PIF. Not in.

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[jerrylee101]

Excellent PIF I'm in
There was an old man with a beard,
Who said," It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
Good luck to all who have entered, and thanks to fella for the opportunuity.

 

[Mtn Man]

Great PIF!!! Not in but enjoying the rhymes!

 

[TobyC]

I'm in!


There was an Old Man with a flute,
A serpent ran into his boot;
But he played day and night,
Till the serpent took flight,
And avoided that man with a flute.

 

[Dick peck]

That's too weird,I'm out. Haha cool pif good luck to all .

 

[Thisguyruns]

I'm in

There was an Old Man in a boat,
Who said, 'I'm afloat! I'm afloat!'
When they said, 'No! you aint!'
He was ready to faint,
That unhappy Old Man in a boat.

by Edward Lear

 

[baek57]

I'm In

There once was a child in Spain,
Who loved to play in the rain.
One day he tripped,
And broke his hip,
Now he is in serious pain.

 

[TheBlakeBishop]

Im in!

I met her in chat, she was neat,
Her photo was pretty, petite.
We met for a meal,
I saw her for real,
I screamed and then ran down the street!

 

[bberg100]

Not in

There was a young lady from Mass
Had a really magnificent ***
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think
It's gray, has long ears, and eats grass

 

[ccpastork]

I'm in.
A couple of originals...and thanks for the fun.

There once was a man named John
His food and his clothes were all wrong
The locusts and honey
Stuck fast to his tummy
For camel's hair and leather he donned.

There once was a lad in the Army
The seargent perceived was too smarmy
He ran him around
The boys trials abound
And a man he was made with no harming.

 

[David]

Not in, but great PIF. Well done, @fella!

Just a friendly reminder that any inappropriate posts may result in the member being unable to respond to the thread and therefore not eligible for a very generous PIF.

 

[Dryphter]

When writing a limerick five
Is the number of lines to contrive,
To write more or less
The rule would transgress
And our art of perfection deprive.