With Apologies to JRR Tolkien

[DunEdinRanger]

Two Blades for the cowboys under the sky,
Three for the lords in their halls of stone,
Five for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the B&B'ers in their shave den
In the Land of Mordor where the 5 O'Clock Shadows die.
One Blade to rule them all, One Blade to find them,
One Blade to slice them all and in the wee hours cut them
In the Land of Mordor where the 5 O'Clock Shadows die.

 

[gollum83]

One Blade to rule them all? What are you saying Lou? That Sauron used a straight?

 

[40_Caliber]

My shave does not lie in Mordor

Seek for the shave that was broken, in Imladris it dwells.
There will be counsels taken stronger than morgul spells.
There shall be shown a razor and BBS is near at hand.
For Gillette's Bane there shall waken and the B&B'ers shall stand.

.40

 

[DunEdinRanger]

One Blade to rule them all? What are you saying Lou? That Sauron used a straight?

Sauron didn't use a Fusion, and we know Gandalf didn't shave.

 

[TwelveBravo]

Orcist "Whisker Cleaver"

Glamdring "Beard Hammer"

But what of the mighty Badger????

 

[Ru4scuba?]

Two Blades for the cowboys under the sky,
Three for the lords in their halls of stone,
Five for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the B&B'ers in their shave den
In the Land of Mordor where the 5 O'Clock Shadows die.
One Blade to rule them all, One Blade to find them,
One Blade to slice them all and in the wee hours cut them
In the Land of Mordor where the 5 O'Clock Shadows die.

Nice Lou...as a Tolkien nut, I have to say this made me chuckle.

 

[40_Caliber]

Orcist "Whisker Cleaver"

Glamdring "Beard Hammer"

But what of the mighty Badger????

"Badger CurveClaw long under tree
In joy thou hast lived. Beware of the Shavers!
If thou hearest the cry of the blade and the brush
Thy silvertips shall then rest in the forest no more."

.40

 

[htownmmm]

My shave does not lie in Mordor

Seek for the shave that was broken, in Imladris it dwells.
There will be counsels taken stronger than morgul spells.
There shall be shown a razor and BBS is near at hand.
For Gillette's Bane there shall waken and the B&B'ers shall stand.

.40

B&B'ers vs Gillette's Bane with the elves on our side as we know their faces are always BBS.


marty

 

[DunEdinRanger]

Is there any doubt who will win?

 

[KarthVader]

I am a servant of the Ivory Club, wielder of the Merkur HD. Go back to the shadow. The five blades will not avail you, user of Fusion! You shall not shave!







-nerdgasm over

 

[strat1117]

In the darkest depths of Mordor, I got a shave so fair, but Gollum and the evil lord, crept up and slipped away with her . . . .

 

[_JP_]

"My Precious!"

 

[blackfoot]

This thread is brilliant!

 

[Mickdaman]

"I feel...thin. Sort of stretched, like...lather spread over too much face."

 

[SRock]

nice lou...as a tolkien nut, i have to say this made me chuckle.

+1

 

[Cutter]

In the darkest depths of Mordor, I got a shave so fair, but Gollum and the evil lord, crept up and slipped away with her . . . .

That song is now forever changed for me.

 

[Hreafn]

Very amusing however the tolkien nuts are prolly trying to find you now. Its ok tho toss a FHM and they will be sated.

 

[DunEdinRanger]

Fhm?

 

[blackfoot]

Fhm?

I am guessing he was referring to For Him Magazine.

 

[DunEdinRanger]

Tolkien nuts read FHM?