I vote for "smoke a cigar with it" and the extra metabolism boost and appetite depression of the nicotine will make up for the extra scotch calories
This.
When I first went on the South Beach Diet a few years back, one thing the book said was "If you're going to drink, drink Scotch." I took them at their word and have never been happier!
Haven't lost any weight, but that's a separate issue.
NANP