What will they think of next?

[icedoverfire]

Gentlemen,

For your consideration:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4paEh6VAOc[/YOUTUBE]

The horror! The horror!
*Curls up in corner of shave den, sucking thumb and clutching Merkur HD*

- ice

 

[MickToley]

Wow... omg that can't be real. LMAO

 

[kg4ghn]

It is real. And it's only $51 on amazon! $19 for two replacement "cartridges"

The Emjoi RotoShave is a ground breaking rechargeable razor featuring Patented Multi-Angle blades with unique safety guard & spiral winding system that Act as a barrier between the blades and your skin, gliding over moles and other skin imperfections without nicks and cuts. It combines the ease of use and convenience of an electric shaver with the closeness and efficiency of a razor blade. "9" high speed Rotating blades give the fastest, closest , safest and smoothest shave ever. Features patented Spiral Windings to virtually eliminate irritation. Use as a Electric Wet Shave even in the shower Dual speeds for light or heavy hair... includes a hard storage carrying case.


So let's see.

1 blade = great shave
2 blades = ok shave
3 blades = just a little worse than 2 blades
5 blades = crappy

9 blades = not even going to try it.

 

[Loric]

I watched a horror movie about this thing once....

 

[luvmysuper]

meh...

This isn't new technology. I used one of these when I was a kid.
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[BladeDE40]

meh...

This isn't new technology. I used one of these when I was a kid.
.
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That's exactly what came to mind as I was reading the description!

 

[Hansel]

Stick razors can provide a fairly close shave, but it takes time, precision, and can often be a little dangerous.

Naturally, the far safer solution to this is to take nine blades and connect them to a motor, whirling them around against your face at high speed.

This seems like a good time for this clip...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKHY4OsAPc8[/YOUTUBE]

 

[maxman]

meh...

This isn't new technology. I used one of these when I was a kid.
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We had one of those. It worked very well actually.
My neighbour across the street still uses one.

As for the rotoshaving thingy, it pops it's ugly head up now and again.
Who's brave enough to try it?

 

[Zephyr]

Look at the size of that thing, it makes the Vision look like a travel Tech!
And 90 seconds? Where did the pleasure go?

 

[Groat]

It is real. And it's only $51 on amazon! $19 for two replacement "cartridges"

Aside from the sheer horror of such a device, this was my second thought. Cartridges would get EXPENSIVE.

 

[BladeDE40]

Look at the size of that thing, it makes the Vision look like a travel Tech!
And 90 seconds? Where did the pleasure go?

When you're stuck in shaving hell anything to get out faster is tempting...they just haven't found us yet...

 

[rhmills]

That looks like it would tear your face up.

 

[DrColossus11]

Traveling Rotoshave PIF?

 

[jsrdrnr]

That thing is scary.

 

[jsrdrnr]

I cannot imagine using it in those intimate areas.

 

[Niles]

It slices! It dices!

 

[GDCarrington]

Where's Ron Popeil? I did not see him anywhere on this spot. I am disappointed.

 

[BladeDE40]

Where's Ron Popeil? I did not see him anywhere on this spot. I am disappointed.

But wait there's more....

 

[gregindallas]

Hmmm..I already have an electric planer. So - no thanks.

 

[DE Shaver]

Umm... no comment. On second thought... G`ah, you have got to be kidding!