Microwave.
This is what I use and use it with a holder for the micro, fastest ever and very tasty.
Microwave.
Works even better on parchment paper.
Tongs
+ cast iron skillet..
Bake it in the oven.
Yes. 375 on some aluminum foil for easy cleanup. Once I learned this I've never cooked bacon in a skillet again.
At least pants.Apron?