Driving the spousal unit to work today and I get questioned on what razor and products I used this morning. Next I am informed, correctly, I have 14 straights in rotation and 16 creams on the go. Clearly she is now on to me but what do I do? Cut the number of creams by two, add two more straights, or what? Too little or too much? Help from those who have been in this spot is requested. Thanks.
What to do?
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My advice, buy more.
Sir, you have no soap?
Perhaps you could show her this flow chart...
Perhaps you could show her this flow chart...
that is why I keep all my stuff locked away in my gun safe. I do share, with her, some of my fountain pens, that them guys on the NIB caused me to buy. I never show her the razor I use in my rotation, but I do let her try to guess which AS I have on, after the shave. And I make sure to use an AS that she has bought me, once a week.
Seems to keep her mollified.
Hope this helps....
Seems to keep her mollified.
Hope this helps....
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I bought a new house with a master suite that includes his and her dressing rooms with private sinks and cabinets. That may sound extreme at first but it's much better than a divorce...
Store all of your extra straights in her shoe collection.
Wives have stacks and stacks of shoes, and there is some sort of rule that they can only be worn one time and then they are put into the closet for all eternity.
And if she does happen to find your stash amidst her stash, you will have at least laid the groundwork for putting HER on the defensive for all those damn shoes of hers.
But don't tell her I told you to do it....
Wives have stacks and stacks of shoes, and there is some sort of rule that they can only be worn one time and then they are put into the closet for all eternity.
And if she does happen to find your stash amidst her stash, you will have at least laid the groundwork for putting HER on the defensive for all those damn shoes of hers.
But don't tell her I told you to do it....
sometimes I show her my Sweeney Todd, as I walk by, while the real razor is concealed in my pocket.
Make no excuses or apologies. Too many razors, soaps, brushes, etc. is still way cheaper and less troublesome than a mistress. If that explanation cuts no ice with her, then you haven't been married long enough.
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You need to have enough of anything that the addition or subtraction of a few does not make itself noticed.
My advice buy more of everything
My advice buy more of everything
That, is brilliant!
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Spread them around your home. Safely.. Don't display...
Buy more straights. Who in his right mind has more creams than straights?
Your spousal unit should never be allowed to see all your acquisitions ate the same time in the same place.
Seriously.
dispose of spousal unit by sending her to Europe and cancel all credit cards on her arrival. then move to a small apt. in hoboken and buy, buy, buy.
Take her out for a night on the town and explain that a good straight can be had for less than you spent on the evening!
Good point.
And a nice pair of shoes cost as much as a really nice razor the like we never buy anyway but just drool over when we see their pictures posted.
If you have boys you can claim also that you need to get a really nice one to leave as an heirloom. Sadly, I have to report I only have girls (3) so that one does not work for me. Although I have almost talked my eldest into using one for her legs.
Tell her that you hope your next wife is more understanding.
