Maybe it's time for me to set back my stash of double edge blades in a sealed, moisture-free environment and start a subscription to One Blade. That way, I'd be confident the blades and razor handles I have now would be there in case the world has, oh, I don't know, a hurricane, or maybe a pandemic? In the meantime I should take some of my razors and blades, soaps, and aftershave and put them in my safe-deposit box at the bank, maybe both banks...never know, a tornado comes up some night, and the whole house might be gone - go bag may not have enough.
(terribly tongue-in-cheek; I'm sorry, please forgive me.)
(terribly tongue-in-cheek; I'm sorry, please forgive me.)