The Aussie Bulldog
Head and Shoulders dry scalp care Almond.
Vaseline Hair Tonic.
Vaseline Hair Tonic.
WOW!! Wonder if this would work on LOTH (or for this old guy)!!Murray's Superior pomade [orginal]
I'm using this product today. I put in one large scoop into my wild out of control hair this morning. Didnt bother looking in the mirror or using a comb. I just applied it, and left it as is. Exhausted from this weekend. Went to a party with my girlfriend on Friday, and then went to an Irish pub on Saturday to celebrate one of my friend's birthday. That was interesting. Sunday out with my girlfiend to her parent's house and then dinner. It's not physical work, but the effort of always being on took a lot out of me. I hate acting, but I have to when I look the way I do. Being a pub was more than I thought. I guess my blond hair might have fooled the woman there that I had Irish blood in me. I do have a small amount of Irish in me, but I'm mostly German and Swedish. I guess it doesn't matter. They were working hard staring at me.
This morning went to coffee shop to try and wake up before work. I don't know why I felt like I didnt look good because of how tired I was. But I guess I must have looked like a million bucks, because I was walking to the counter to order my coffee, three girls/women all said hi to me from a table. They were just staring at me, smiling and laughing. I was thinking, 'Oh man, not this.' Had a terrible headache, but I faked it, and acted incredbly happy as I stared back at them and smiled the best that I could. After I got my coffee started drinking, started to feel like my normal self, and felt a lot better. Still have the headache through.
When I went out to my car, I looked in the mirror, and realized why the girls were trying hard to meet me. I looked absolutely like a movie star. I felt terribe and exhausted, but I looked incredible. Hair was perfect, even though I didn't comb it after adding the Murray's Superior, and my face looked better than any move star from this era. I kind of have to remind myself that I still look out of this world good even when I'm worn out.
I don't go looking for women, but I've noticed the coffeee shops are literally TEAMING with women early in the mornings, and many are in their 40s and 50s. Whats interesting is they're trying to get me, and they're old enough to be my mom. I guess it doesn't matter. I'd love to be the same age as them. If I was around that age, I would know where to find the women. Those coffee shops are completely filled everyday with older women. No matter where I go for coffee, that's what I see, and I'm the prey.WOW!! Wonder if this would work on LOTH (or for this old guy)!!