I change my facial hair up as well. Sometimes goatee. Sometimes stubble beard. Every once in a while clean shaven.
The mullet isn't helping your "not joe dirt" defense.plus she says i look like joe dirt when i start growing in because its all patchy and white trash looking
Why isn't a soul patch an option?
I've worn a great number of facial hair styles. I recently got rid of my mustache-soul patch combination (kind of funny on a 20-year-old, apparently, I did it mostly for fun), now just wearing my flaring sideburns. But I've head a full beard, a circle beard, a van dyck, friendly mutton chops... a whole bunch of styles. It's fun.
I like to call the soul patch a beard sample