What Do You Use For Home Defense?

[nikonNUT]

In this order...
Handgun(s)
Shotgun
AR Pistol
AR-15 Rifle
AR-10 Rifle
Kitchen knife
Kitchen Fork
Spatula
Straight Razor (Thank you, B&B!)
Laser pointer (Put it on the home invaders chest, let the cat do the rest!)
Anything else that isn't bolted down
Claws and fangs and such
.338 rifle (last place because I don't want to shoot through the house, or the neighbors house, or the neighbor's neighbor's house. Makes a wicked club unloaded tho...

Fight to win, folks!

Note to self... Need to Form 4 a Claymore so I can build a Boomba! Makes everything else obsolete!

 

[OkieStubble]

In this order...

Spatula

Laser pointer (Put it on the home invaders chest, let the cat do the rest!)
Anything else that isn't bolted down
Claws and fangs and such


Fight to win, folks!

Note to self... Need to Form 4 a Claymore so I can build a Boomba! Makes everything else obsolete!

These are my favorites. And those aren't even the desperation weapons! I'm thinking old school stretch armstrong toy, silly putty, etc...

 

[ColtRevolver]

Stretch Armstrong upside the head would leave a mark.

 

[OkieStubble]

Stretch Armstrong upside the head would leave a mark.

Sounds like the voice of experience.

 

[Bhugo]

I don’t know what they put inside those stretch Armstrongs but it’s an amazingly dense Goo. Back in the early 80’s everyone in my neighborhood had one. Great fun. I can remember sacrificing one with an m80. Spectacular!

Sorry for the off topic post.

 

[OkieStubble]

I don’t know what they put inside those stretch Armstrongs but it’s an amazingly dense Goo. Back in the early 80’s everyone in my neighborhood had one. Great fun. I can remember sacrificing one with an m80. Spectacular!

Sorry for the off topic post.

Not off topic at all. Stretch those arms of ole' Armstrong around someone's neck? wouldn't be pretty.

 

[ColtRevolver]

I had to have one due to all the propaganda from the Saturday morning ads during the cartoons and studying Armstrong in the Sears Wishbook for 3 months. Sadly, the novelty wore off before Christmas day was over...lol

 

[Bakker1964]

I'm British.

So a stern look and harsh words.

Canadian here . . .

I have a small bat, and some sharp things from my days as a Reservist. Also a dry chem fire extinguisher.

 

[Bakker1964]

Hockey stick.....Sher-Wood.

Probably with an excessive curve to the blade.

 

[Gatts]

Benelli Shockwave with 00 buck and slugs on a mesa tactical tac rail. I hate the look of the stock, but the ability to press the button then being able to load any round I want off the fly is why i got it (also can shoot 3 1/2 inch shells).

This is my Boomstick! Shop smart! Shop S Mart! You got that!

 

[Ad Astra]

Benelli Shockwave with 00 buck and slugs on a mesa tactical tac rail. I hate the look of the stock, but the ability to press the button then being able to load any round I want off the fly is why i got it (also can shoot 3 1/2 inch shells).

This is my Boomstick! Shop smart! Shop S Mart! You got that!

"Groovy, Ash!"

AA

 

[nikonNUT]

These are my favorites. And those aren't even the desperation weapons! I'm thinking old school stretch armstrong toy, silly putty, etc...

Lawn Darts FTW!!!

 

[CurtisB81]

Turn the wife loose on them..

 

[HarleyDChevrolet]

If an intruder should get past the nice German Shepherd named Kaiser on the living room floor, I have a cocked & locked Colt 1911 within arms reach while my bride has a Beretta 92FS at her disposal.

 

[nikonNUT]

These are my favorites. And those aren't even the desperation weapons! I'm thinking old school stretch armstrong toy, silly putty, etc...

Oh oh oh! How could I forget a whiffle bat? Actually that might not go over so well… I can see it now. Officer “So why did you wait five hours to call in the home invasion?” Me “Because that’s how long it took me to beat him to death!“

 

[OkieStubble]

Death by whiffle bat sounds horrendously cruel...

 

[Razorcan]

An alarm and a strong safety door.
I live in the EU ,only criminals,army and police carry guns.
I would never risk 10 years in jail just for having a gun in my household.

 

[Acmemfg]

10 years of incarceration for merely having a firearm in one's possession....most untriumphant

 

[tuf2]

Crossbow cobra rx adder

 

[tuf2]

In france, remington shérif 1858 PN cal 44 légal