We all know a $6 straight razor from China won't cut hair.

[Absolute Mustard]

but it does serve up a mean mango for lunch

While also providing weird looks form coworkers

 

[Haggises]

I see your problem - you paid too much!
My 4 dollar straight razor from China cut my hairs a lot smoother this morning than yours did that mango!

 

[dom1357]

looks like a few of these would make a good set for guests you have over for dinner

 

[one cut]

ok you do have to sharpen the razor befor you cut the mango.