Unhygienic Barber

[Virgil Sollozzo]

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is lathering him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing.” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few more strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, “And what if I swallow it?”

“No problem!” says the barber “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”

 

[DesertIguana]

FUNNY.

 

[House Boy]

Is this true

 

[StuMcB]

 

[rockwell88]

a variation on the joke about the waiter who brings a bowl of the day, holding the bowl with his thumb submerged in the customer's soup. The angry customer demands to know why he is dipping his thumb in his bowl of soup. the waiter replies that he has arthritis and the heat helps with the pain. The customer makes a rather rude suggestion that the waiter would do well to stick the offending thumb up his own rectum. The waiter replies that he already tried that technique five minutes before.