One said to the other, "I'm board".
Two planks were sitting on a dock
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I wood like to hear what the other one said.
"Planks for letting me know. I can knot disagree."
This is one of the weakest threads ever. It needs lumber support.
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I like to go against the grain.
Rhody
I'm a Lumberjack.
I read that joke tree times
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I knew you wood.
We should branch out and leaf this thread alone.
Rhody
I'm a Lumberjack.
But I pine for more.....but maple you are right.
What a sap!
Old gent is fishing on a pier and sees a city worker slowly walking out counting something. He hails him and asks what's going on. The city guy says he's the pier tax collector and the tax is based on the length of the pier. He forgot his tape measure today, but since the pier is made of 12" wide boards he is counting the slits between them to determine the length. He resumes counting and the old gent tags along, curious how long the pier is. 123, 124, 125, 126, splash, they both fell off the end. They bob up and the old gent looks at the city worker and says "When you are out of slits, you are out of pier!"
Fir pete's sake, yew guys are nuts.
Rhody
I'm a Lumberjack.
Just leaf this one alone
Sticks float. They would.
Not to make an ash of myshelf, I jusht felt the need to have the lasht wood.
Rhody
I'm a Lumberjack.
Knot again ...
If trees could kill you, they wood.
I’m board. Walk?
