I am trying to get the big full handle bar. Straight not like fisticuffs curl. Anyway, it is driving me completely mad. Sides are no where near symetrical. 1 tries to turn up, the other down. Neither wants to stick straight out. The middle just falls over my lip and NO amount of wax cures that. I even tried EXTREME HOLD which was like trying to get a candle in your mustache. Alas, all it seemed to do was make my mustache have little white clumps and weigh it down so it falls even more. People always commenting on how I cannot leave it alone. WELL IT IS IN MY MOUTH CONSTANTLY, MMMKAY PEOPLE? Do I hold oit for better days to come or determine I am not to have the lumber jack handle bar I see in pics? Do you even handle bar? And should I? Trimming instruments laid out and ready. Anyone talk me off the ledge?