Happy Chanukah . It may be Thanksgiving here in the States but I wish all of our Jewish Members a happy Chanukah , and if you celebrate Thanksgiving a happy one at that as well.
Chanukah is fine example of the common theme among so many Jewish holidays:
On that note, I'll be making a batch of chicken soup with mazto balls tomorrow. I'd say it was just like my grandmother made, but she was actually a pretty lousy cook. My mazto balls don't sink to the bottom of the pot like doughy little billiard balls.
- They tried to kill us.
- We won.
- Let's eat!
Nick
The key to matzo balls is to add shcmaltz. For the rest of the world, that's rendered chicken fat.
Roll 'em golf ball size?
I see I don't have to tell you anything about them.
Perhaps not, but we're helping educate a lot of other members who've had to suffer a lifetime of lesser matzo balls.
Nick
To hell with it, Im just going to say whats really on my mind, I am so jealous, and so hungry! Do you have any idea how hard, as a gentile, it is to get good (I mean really good) chicken soup with matzo balls?
Well, you're in Madison so you're not that far away. If you ever find yourself in Chicago, I'll buy you a bowl of great chicken soup and matzo balls. Might not be as good as Ouch can get in Jersey, but it's pretty good here.
Ouch can probably get real bagels, though. What we have here is just round bread with a hole in the middle. They bear no resemblance to real bagels.
Nick
Don't feel bad, you can't even get a good version here in NYC, and you'll recall what Jessie Jackson called the town some thirty years ago.
Great soup is made, not bought.
Well, you're in Madison so you're not that far away. If you ever find yourself in Chicago, I'll buy you a bowl of great chicken soup and matzo balls. Might not be as good as Ouch can get in Jersey, but it's pretty good here.
Ouch can probably get real bagels, though. What we have here is just round bread with a hole in the middle. They bear no resemblance to real bagels.
Nick
Regnad Kcin is correct: I can get great bagels where I work. It's the best possible under-a-buck breakfast. In fact, if a bum asks you for a handout, you should give him a bagel.