What do tiger and a baby seal have in common? They both get beat by a Norwegian with a club.
Tiger is changing his name to Cheeta.
I'll be here all week...
Tiger is changing his name to Cheeta.
I'll be here all week...
Tiger Woods Joke
- Thread starter slantman
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A little late, bud, but an A for effort
Yeah maybe next time I should read through the thread.
One:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of
expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf
ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Three:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash,
but he's still below par.
Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at
2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a
tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to
drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the
closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his
contract.
Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water
before nestling behind a tree
Ten:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger
Woods with a golf club is his wife
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of
expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf
ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Three:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash,
but he's still below par.
Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at
2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a
tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to
drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the
closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his
contract.
Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water
before nestling behind a tree
Ten:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger
Woods with a golf club is his wife
Tiger Woods told friends today how he is not his wife's punching bag as the media has made him out to be . " I can take care of myself in a fight with Elin . Last night I showed her how tough I really am . I snapped my chin down on her fist , then I hit her in the knee with my stomach , and finally smashed her in the elbow with my nose ! "
Commander Quan
Commander Yellow Pantyhose
Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A: Santa only has 3 Ho's
A: Santa only has 3 Ho's
I'm using that.
Did you hear that Phil Mickelson called Elin Nordegren? He asked her for some tips on beating Tiger.
Q: What is tiger’s most memorable drive?
A: The one out of his driveway.
Elin pentalized Tiger 2 strokes for putting his putter in a stranger’s bag.
After a hard round of gold, Tiger – like other golfers – celebrates at the 19th hole. He also celebrates at the 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23, 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th, 28th and 29th…….
Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Ms. Woods to an multi-million dollar naming and endorsement deal for it’s new line of women’s fairway woods. Their new slogan; “Elin Woods – clubs you can beat Tiger with”
Tiger says he’ll frost their flakes because “they’re great!”
Kanye to Tiger:
“Imma let you finish…but I just wanna say…Amy Fisher…was da best ho…of all time.”
Eenie meenie, miney moe
Catch a Tiger with his ho’
When it’s over
Take his dough
Elin melin, go-girl-go!
What’s Elin’s favorite household chore?
Ironing!
Tiger’s holiday lament
Hoe Hoe Hoe, OH!
Q: What is tiger’s most memorable drive?
A: The one out of his driveway.
Elin pentalized Tiger 2 strokes for putting his putter in a stranger’s bag.
After a hard round of gold, Tiger – like other golfers – celebrates at the 19th hole. He also celebrates at the 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23, 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th, 28th and 29th…….
Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Ms. Woods to an multi-million dollar naming and endorsement deal for it’s new line of women’s fairway woods. Their new slogan; “Elin Woods – clubs you can beat Tiger with”
Tiger says he’ll frost their flakes because “they’re great!”
Kanye to Tiger:
“Imma let you finish…but I just wanna say…Amy Fisher…was da best ho…of all time.”
Eenie meenie, miney moe
Catch a Tiger with his ho’
When it’s over
Take his dough
Elin melin, go-girl-go!
What’s Elin’s favorite household chore?
Ironing!
Tiger’s holiday lament
Hoe Hoe Hoe, OH!
One of my favourite web sites, despair.com, sent me this. They are selling shirts with this on it.
Commander Quan
Commander Yellow Pantyhose
Q. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Brit Hume?
A. God will forgive Tiger.
Jeff in Boston
A. God will forgive Tiger.
Jeff in Boston
Q. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Brit Hume?
A. God will forgive Tiger.
Jeff in Boston
