This is absurd, but hear me out

[Harry Snider]

The other night I turn into my neighborhood and under the lit plaque on the gate is a fat little skunk nosing around the grass. I stop and roll the window down to tell him to beat it as I'm only half a block from home. I couldn't help but notice how beautiful his fur was... and we all know where this is going.... If you could de-funk the fur and provided the fur was suitable, man these things would make a BEAUTIFUL brush. This is my life now, every where I go, trying to convert everything to shaving.

 

[Toothpick]

If I had the powers your avatar would be changed to a skunk

FYI the Beiber stickers are gone!

 

[StuMcB]

Pepe Le Phew?

 

[Mick]

Skunk hair is too soft. Don't ask me how I know this

 

[NCStateFan12]

Skunk hair is too soft. Don't ask me how I know this

Hahahah I love it.

 

[troymclure]

you can buy a skunk tail/skin on ebay for $35-$75.

give it a shot!

 

[QuasPrimas]

Skunk fur feels a lot like cat fur to me. Pretty, but alas, not so great for making lather.

 

[Beerhunter]

When I think of skunk I think of curly (3 stooges) wearing his skunk hat

 

[Harry Snider]

If I had the powers your avatar would be changed to a skunk

FYI the Beiber stickers are gone!

It was fun while it lasted! I couldn't stop laughing at your avatar!

 

[Harry Snider]

It would be a stunning knot! Black and White!
I'm not off my rocker, trust me!

 

[Harry Snider]

It was fun while it lasted! I couldn't stop laughing at your avatar!

Can't type. too busy removing foot from mouth!!

 

[Toothpick]

It was fun while it lasted! I couldn't stop laughing at your avatar!

nice avatar, no mistaking that one!

I couldn't stop laughing at it myself, I had to change it i was getting stomach cramps

 

[Toothpick]

Can't type. too busy removing foot from mouth!!

so does skunk taste like chicken?

 

[Beerhunter]

so does skunk taste like chicken?

Oh that's funny.

 

[Bentley72]

There is an albino skunk wandering around my parents house. All white. I'll see if I can catch it for you. Might need some veg in case I get sprayed

 

[Haggises]

Full mask skunk sporran >>>>>>>>> skunky brush

 

[grump]

Skunk is very soft indeed and porcupine is also very soft.

 

[oldbluelight]

You plan on using a mane/tail mix, say 37/63?

 

[JayEddie]

"Skunk and Blade" just doesn't have the same ring to it though.

 

[Sir Lurkalot]

Skunk hair is too soft. Don't ask me how I know this

Exactly, how do you know this?