Things you never want to be asked by another man.

[Toothpick]

"You ever shave with a vibrating razor?"

yup, i was asked that tonight at a buddys house. I saw his Fusion ProGlide sitting on his bathroom counter so in the spirt of maybe converting someone I sparked a conversation...

"how many shaves do you get out of that cartridge?"
he said he just got it so one so far, and i mentioned i shaved with a safety razor
"you what!?"
yeah man, a safety razor, ya know like the old school days
"man i'd be afraid i'd cut my neck off or couldn't get a smooth shave"
no man that's just a myth, its pretty simple actually, i just used it tonight *proceded to faceturbate.
"idk that razor does a pretty awesome job...you ever shave with a vibrating razor!?"

i choose to ignore that question and proceded to find a picture of my shave tools to show him turns out he was thinking a safety razor was a straight razor so if anything i at least taught him what a safety razor actually was.

peoples reactions to safety razors always amaze me....

 

[JHCC]

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

[smalltank]

"Have any other men heard of faceturbation except me "...while standing in line at Starbucks...

 

[Doubledgeislife]

I admit I shaved with a vibrating razor. I don't see or feel the benefit.

 

[wisemenofgotham]

 

[mdmmd]

*proceded to faceturbate.

I've never known what to call it.....seems appropriate.

 

[one cut]

"Things you never want to be asked by another man."

would you come into the bathroom with me, I want to show you something.

 

[bmurphy777]

Nailed at post #2!

 

[Mack The Knife]

I like it when folks make words, that make sense.

 

[Taborcarn]

"Does this look infected to you?"

 

[CharlieFoxtrot]

"Things you never want to be asked by another man."

would you come into the bathroom with me, I want to show you something.

or I need a hand with something. I'm out and you're on your own.

 

[rajagra]

"You ever shave with a vibrating razor?"

Joey, you ever shave with a vibrating razor?

 

[BillC]

Youcould get a Stahly Live Blade and have a vintage, vibrating DE

 

[Pasanova]

In the locker room. "Man..I forgot my extra pair of underwear at home! Do you have a pair that I can borrow???"

 

[rivieraranch]

"Could you pick up that bar of soap, please . . .?"

 

[AABCDS]

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

I really hope another MAN would not ask me that.

 

[The Count of Merkur Cristo]

"You come here often or are you here alone or with someone"?

"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing”. Allen Klein

 

[Badgergramps]

Faceturbate! Been doing it for decades and never knew what to call it.

 

[Niles]

"You ever shave with a vibrating razor?"

 

[clk]

Faceturbate - Self gratification out in the open!