The WORST Aftershave You've Smelled?

[Jesu27]

I may get hate for this but I couldn't stand aqua vulva musk. I tried a few times but it made me sick to my stomach at times. I ended up throwing it out.
I smelled the Veg from the bottle once and did get the cat urine effect people talk about. So I passed. I'm wondering if after the dry down it gets better?

 

[Jesu27]

*Velva yikes...what a typo.

 

[Stingy Jack]

Fortunately or Unfortunately I am one of the "chosen by the veg"

That being said the worst aftershave I have ever smelled is Aqua Velva Musk.

 

[Stingy Jack]

I may get hate for this but I couldn't stand aqua vulva musk. I tried a few times but it made me sick to my stomach at times. I ended up throwing it out.
I smelled the Veg from the bottle once and did get the cat urine effect people talk about. So I passed. I'm wondering if after the dry down it gets better?

The Veg has a very different scent when it dries and is quite nice. That being said the veg is arguably the most polarizing aftershave in existence so YMMV. Try it but remember...

"You don't chose the Veg the Veg choses you"

 

[valrohr]

The variety of aftershaves is absolutely incredible today so there are lots of them that I haven't tried yet and probably never will but among the ones I've smelled (and fortunatelly didn't buy) the worst were Clubman Musk, Clubman Bay Rum and Weleda, which takes the cake.
I'm pretty curious about that infamous Clubman Lilac Vegetal. Is it really that bad?

 

[cryhavoc]

Atl-Innsbruck!

That was the worst aftershave I have ever smelled, I had to shower to get the stink off me.

 

[DEPenguin]

I have never whiffed The Veg, but after so much vociferous brutality I am determined to sample its aroma. Is this a drug store staple, or must it be ordered. I'm not an aftershave splash guy, but I wouldn't be above stealing a nosefull if I came across it in a store at some point.

 

[Zig the Pirate]

I have never whiffed The Veg, but after so much vociferous brutality I am determined to sample its aroma. Is this a drug store staple, or must it be ordered. I'm not an aftershave splash guy, but I wouldn't be above stealing a nosefull if I came across it in a store at some point.

If you really must...

DM me your address and I'll send some your way. I wasn't chosen for that scent.

 

[Featherweight]

I used to think it was Lilac Vegetal. Then I got my hands on a vintage bottle from the 1960s and I realized it's one of the most beautiful things ever made, truly a wonderful aftershave.

 

[gmtshave]

Tabex (from Portugal) in a cheap plastic bottle, with the seams all jutting out and a piece of cork beneath the cap to keep the liquid in.

The probably could have done without that (cork flap) as this aftershave is meant to be spilled all over your parcel while in transit.

The only aftershave I've poured down the drain.

 

[crazy shavers]

Pashana