Q: Why did the narcissistic chicken cross the road?
A: It thought it was a boundary.
A: It thought it was a boundary.
The Narcissistic Chicken
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Nuthin'?
Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it got run over half-way.
A: Because it got run over half-way.
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Boom!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: One escaped! Col Sanders.
A: One escaped! Col Sanders.
Q: Why didn't Zeno's chicken cross the road?
Because it was actually a tortoise?
Because it only went half way.
How did the chicken cross the lake?
It road.
It road.
Reminds me of "Cow Tools"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the opossum it could be done.
A: To show the opossum it could be done.
Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
... it went off half cocked.
... it went off half cocked.
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