My wife just walked in while I was seeing if the one inch chisel I've been using to smooth an arkie could also be used to shave a particularly tricky area of my jawline. It had already been successfully tested on my arm. The following brief dialogue ensues:
she: "Why are you doing that?"
he: "I was just wondering if I could."
she: "Those will be your last words one day."
And we started wondering what are the other things that men say just before doing a stupid thing peculiar to our gender. These came immediately to mind.
I wonder what this button does?
Go ahead...she won't mind.
I'm fine to drive.
Red, right, returning...right?
Race you to the bottom.
Who cares if he boxes...he's half your size.
Curious if there are others and extra points for lines that you actually said out loud just before a stupid thing.
she: "Why are you doing that?"
he: "I was just wondering if I could."
she: "Those will be your last words one day."
And we started wondering what are the other things that men say just before doing a stupid thing peculiar to our gender. These came immediately to mind.
I wonder what this button does?
Go ahead...she won't mind.
I'm fine to drive.
Red, right, returning...right?
Race you to the bottom.
Who cares if he boxes...he's half your size.
Curious if there are others and extra points for lines that you actually said out loud just before a stupid thing.
