The "LOTH" Term...

[Eric_75]

I told my lovely GF I didn't know what LOTH (Lady of the House) meant until I joined B & B. She told me this morning I have to change it to SLOTH.

I said, SLOTH? What the heck does that mean?

She said it means Sexy Lady of the House - SLOTH

Okay, now I know.

 

[Billhanna]

Only if you’re the SMOTH

 

[Whiterook]

What does she say a about SWMBO?

 

[luvmysuper]

What does she say a about SWMBO?

That's what I was going to ask.
LOTH seems to be a fairly recent thing. SWMBO has been here since before I was.

 

[cryhavoc]

My SWMBO much prefers SWMBO to LOTH, as she says " I'm no lady but doing what I said may be in your best interest". She has a great sense of humor and puts up with me.

 

[Phoenixkh]

I always make sure I get the last words in with my wife.....

"Yes, Dear"

 

[Doc4]

She said it means Sexy Lady of the House - SLOTH

Give her this shirt for Christmas ...

Women's Slow is Smooth Sloth Tee

Sloth is slow...slow is smooth....smooth is fast. Sloth is Fast. Shipping This item is made on demand and typically ships 5-7 business days after the order date.

rangerup.com

 

[Owen Bawn]

I believe @BigJ deserves the credit for introducing "LOTH" to this site.

 

[Ad Astra]

All you have to do is shout "What?!?" and keep doing whatever it is ... Plausible deniability; works for the media, pols, villains, etc.


AA

 

[BigJ]

I believe @BigJ deserves the credit for introducing "LOTH" to this site.

Sir, you are too kind!

LOTH here is definitely a lady and one who deserves full credit for whatever we achieve in life!!

 

[Owen Bawn]

Sir, you are too kind!

LOTH here is definitely a lady and one who deserves full credit for whatever we achieve in life!!

My wife says that marrying me was the best mistake she ever made.

After 27 years together I still can't believe my good fortune in marrying her. Providence was most certainly looking out for me!

 

[oc_in_fw]

My wife says that marrying me was the best mistake she ever made.

After 27 years together I still can't believe my good fortune in marrying her. Providence was most certainly looking out for me!

Growing up with the name Owen (also my name) and not living in Wales (where it’s common) we had to catch a break somewhere.

 

[Owen Bawn]

Growing up with the name Owen (also my name) and not living in Wales (where it’s common) we had to catch a break somewhere.

It's actually spelled Eoghan on my baptismal and birth certificates.

 

[oc_in_fw]

It's actually spelled Eoghan on my baptismal and birth certificates.

That’s old school. For 50 years if I was in a crowd and heard someone yelling “hey Owen”, they were calling me. Then, we hire a pilot instructor named Owen with a last name similar to mine. We get each others emails all the time

 

[Dobric]

Father: Father in law
Mother: mother in law
Son: son in law
Daughter: daughter in law
Brother: brother in law
Sister: sister in law
Wife: ???? She Is The Law
Therefore
LOTH: Law Of The House