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The lady of the house was none too happy

Isaac

B&B Tease-in-Residence
Fortunately my better half does not mind me smoking a pipe in the house. Much like Icarus, I flew too close to the sun. Now she has smelled Nightcap when I smoked a bowl on the porch, but never indoors. It was raining and cold, but I wanted a bowl. I lit up and she went upstairs for a few minutes. She said she smelled something horrible and opened up a few windows. When she got to me, she said “that’s the smell”. “I always thought your pipe tobacco smelled good till now”. I sheepishly empties the bowl after five minutes of a smoke and apologized. I jokingly asked her where I am suppose to smoke this English blend. Her response? “Outside”
 
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Isaac

B&B Tease-in-Residence
Maduro wrapped cigars are not a husband's best friend either.

Yeah. She doesn’t care for the smell of any of the cigars. Now what has permeated onto my clothing after a smoke is a different story
 
I can get away with smoking in my car during the summer and I can open the sunroof and windows. No English or Maduro though, they longer too long.
 
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