Oh I am SOO in!
nrv216
nrv216
The Knights of the Veg Table - An Honor Roll Call for the Chosen
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That is a hell of an obituary. I remember the first time I tried it. I splashed it on and thought "what the hell?". I weathered the terror, and thought- hey this is good stuff. I like vegetal, and so does Navin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7why8Xo_RQ
Good enough for Navin, good enough for me. I know it was a comedy, but how many people were touched when his father gave him that Zippo? Back in the day, when money was tight, that was really something.
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Yep, I'm glad Topgumby found and wrote that. It's a great obit.
If you do, please video him applying it. The 11 o'clock news may end up documenting the end results
The VEG is in my regular rotation and has a place of prominence on my AS shelf.
The VEG takes no prisoners
The VEG flies the red flag
The VEG plays Èl Degüello
The VEG gives no quarter.
The VEG takes no prisoners
The VEG flies the red flag
The VEG plays Èl Degüello
The VEG gives no quarter.
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Count me in. Just tried a sample and wife is going to buy me a bottle.
Expecting torrential rains and possible tornados today, so the veg will be on hold for at least another day.
Whew!
Whew!
Well just call me Sir Vegelot The Chosen!
Look, we even have a theme song!
We're Knights of the Veg Table,
We 'Rock' when ere we're able,
We do routines and bathroom scenes
With facework impeccable.
We shave well here in Badgelot,
We wear Lilac Vegetal-a-lot.
We're Knights of the Veg Table,
Our shaves are formidable,
But many times, we use after shaves
That are quite un-wear-able
We're lather mad in Badgelot,
We sing from the single-edge-a looooooot.
The Veg is tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our shaves we build man caves,
And dress like Grant & Gable.
It's a busy life in Badgelot,
I have to wear The Veg-a-looooooot.
Look, we even have a theme song!
We're Knights of the Veg Table,
We 'Rock' when ere we're able,
We do routines and bathroom scenes
With facework impeccable.
We shave well here in Badgelot,
We wear Lilac Vegetal-a-lot.
We're Knights of the Veg Table,
Our shaves are formidable,
But many times, we use after shaves
That are quite un-wear-able
We're lather mad in Badgelot,
We sing from the single-edge-a looooooot.
The Veg is tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our shaves we build man caves,
And dress like Grant & Gable.
It's a busy life in Badgelot,
I have to wear The Veg-a-looooooot.
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That's gold.
Aww man i cant believe i didnt think of that
JCinPA
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Sir Vegelot The Chosen! That's awesome! 
That, sir, is a sign... Stay away from THE VEG!
Sorry for the formatting guys, my iPhone ate my carriage returns.
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I love the Veg. Wearing it reminds me of springtime in the woods. Imagine someone saying to you "You know what would be good in an aftershave? Think the cloying sweetness of lilacs in full bloom. Add to that the dark, rich smell of decaying leaves after a rain and freshly turned earth. That's what would be good." You'd think that they were mad. But smell the Veg and you know it's genius. I don't know why it works, but it does. If only they made a fine tallow soap or a rich cream. Oh well, a man can dream.
I don't find the sweetness cloying, but, otherwise, this nails it.
As KOTVT, I submit that it is our duty to perform a quest. 
Before moving on to larger, more noble tasks, perhaps an act of individual lilac loyalty.
With my fellow Vegeknights-errant as my witness, I pledge myself to rock nought but The Veg for half a fortnight.
Maid TG whilst not know what hath struck her.
Before moving on to larger, more noble tasks, perhaps an act of individual lilac loyalty.
With my fellow Vegeknights-errant as my witness, I pledge myself to rock nought but The Veg for half a fortnight.
Maid TG whilst not know what hath struck her.
As KOTVT, I submit that it is our duty to perform a quest.
Before moving on to larger, more noble tasks, perhaps an act of individual lilac loyalty.
With my fellow Vegeknights-errant as my witness, I pledge myself to rock nought but The Veg for half a fortnight.
Maid TG whilst not know what hath struck her.
Now that is a great idea, unit under the Veg Banner to quest upon the B&B realm as one,...
a fortnight it is,... (thats two days right ?)
This many rocking the veg at once? This could cause a stutter in the earths rotation.
A fortnight is 14 days, so Top pledged to rock The Veg for a week.
