"Ask me about a fluffernutter"
I just took the dog out before bed. Graupel on the ground, a mix of snow and rain in the air, and the temp just above 32F/0C. Our dog is so stupid that in bad weather, rather than doing her business quickly so we can get right back inside, curls her tail under her arse and does fake pee squats all over the neighborhood, thereby keeping us outside for an extra 5-10 minutes, sometimes more if the weather's really bad. Mind, this isn't a puppy learning the basics. This dog has done this for 10 years.