The Anything Thread

[OldSaw]

She might not be too bright, but shouldn't he be, I don't know, driving?



Light the lights? You set them on fire buried up to their necks in peat bogs? Note to self: don't mess with the Irish (Mob).

I think they only do that with penguins. I hear they burn pretty well with the high fat content and all.

 

[GDCarrington]

Penguins three do I see!

...and only one chicken. That's because 3 out of 4 BBQ pit masters prefer penguin brisket.

How many chickens???

I don't know....... you can't even count your chickens.

And this is after they have hatched.

 

[OldSaw]

How many chickens???



I don't know....... you can't even count your chickens.

Oh yeah, way to go and point out the fact that the picture extends way beyond the right edge of my monitor. There's only one chicken on the left and that's all I could see... so there.

 

[Duckster]

I think they only do that with penguins. I hear they burn pretty well with the high fat content and all.

True dat!

 

[DFrancis]

perhaps you need a bigger monitor so you can count ALL the chickens TAT has to show you.

 

[RichGem]

I just came in from a night out and I have three words for you all:

rodizio
lagavulin
cigar

 

[Barber-Eile]

perhaps you need a bigger monitor so you can count ALL the chickens TAT has to show you.

Have you never heard the expression " Don't count your chickens before they TAT?"

 

[gollum83]

I just came in from a night out and I have three words for you all:

rodizio
lagavulin
cigar

Not a cigar smoker myself, but the rest sounds awesome.

Have you never heard the expression " Don't count your chickens 'til they TAT?"

Um, how does a chicken TAT?

 

[RichGem]

Um, how does a chicken TAT?

I don't know, but I'll bet money that he's a hunt and peck typist.

 

[OldSaw]

perhaps you need a bigger monitor so you can count ALL the chickens TAT has to show you.

Yes, I think everyone should donate to the "Buy Dennis an Imac" fund.

 

[gollum83]

Yes, I think everyone should donate to the "Buy Dennis an Imac" fund.

Wait, you were serious?

 

[sol92258]

"I swear, if you don't stop clucking, I'm gonna kidnap the monkey again, got it? No more clucking."

 

[OldSaw]

Wait, you were serious?

I could be.

 

[gollum83]

I could be.

You could always give Apple your first-born for an iMac.*

*As a first-born, I don't normally advocate this, but hey as long as it's not me what do I care?

 

[GDCarrington]

"I swear, if you don't stop clucking, I'm gonna kidnap the monkey again, got it? No more clucking."

 

[OldSaw]

You could always give Apple your first-born for an iMac.*

*As a first-born, I don't normally advocate this, but hey as long as it's not me what do I care?

Actually, they are very reasonably priced AND they just work. In 1996 I paid $3200 for a Gateway Pentium something or other. In 1999 or 2000 I paid about $1800 for another Gateway. So $1200 for a new iMac is quite a bargain.

 

[RichGem]

You could always give Apple your first-born for an iMac.*

*As a first-born, I don't normally advocate this, but hey as long as it's not me what do I care?

Wouldn't it be better for everyone if he just gave himself and the firstborn got the iMac?

 

[gollum83]

Actually, they are very reasonably priced AND they just work. In 1996 I paid $3200 for a Gateway Pentium something or other. In 1999 or 2000 I paid about $1800 for another Gateway. So $1200 for a new iMac is quite a bargain.

Reasonable? Maybe not so much now considering what a couple hundred will get you nowadays, but Mac OS X is top notch.

 

[gollum83]

Wouldn't it be better for everyone if he just gave himself and the firstborn got the iMac?

Well since you broached the subject, yes. Not to mention, I'm sure his offspring would appreciate the gesture.

 

[OldSaw]

I think it's time for ice cream.