You missed something during your absence.
John likes chaps. As in likes eating them, Consider yourself informed now Adam.
Warning: this post contains a quasi-serious question. It might behove most in here to look the other way.
Oh, by the way, Randy, what does it mean to be a steward? How is that different from a moderator? I don't remember seeing that (not just on you, but anywhere) prior to my...umm....absense.
Oh just another thing you missed.