Teach a man.

[Vintage Modern]

Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

That's a good one!

 

[PeteB]

RIP Terry Pratchett. He lived very close to my home and a very funny man. Brought smiles to millions.
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"It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living"

Terry Pratchett

 

[YetiDave]

If it's broken, then fix it. If you can't fix it, then break it until it looks right.

 

[ouch]

They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the Social Security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor slob, 'cause he's not really good with math. So they'll pull the IRS van up to your house, and he'll take all your crap. They'll take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, 'cause you were just worried about eating a fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish 'cause you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts.
-Doug Stanhope

 

[Lmarkow]

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

RIP T. Pratchett