Troubled Assets Relief Program TARP
That's the acronym of the major portion of the Senate Bailout plan.
In the spirit of support for this much needed rescue plan I submit some alternate, more preciese and appropriate titles for your consideration:
- Securities and Held Assets Funds Transfer Evaluation Deposit
- Securities Collateral Renewal and Enhancement Watershed Extension Distribution
- Baseline Equitization for Nonconforming Debt Obligation Verification, Enhancement and Restoration
Please feel free to add your own (I sent these to Steven Colbert's show so who knows maybe He'll read them)
That's the acronym of the major portion of the Senate Bailout plan.
In the spirit of support for this much needed rescue plan I submit some alternate, more preciese and appropriate titles for your consideration:
- Securities and Held Assets Funds Transfer Evaluation Deposit
- Securities Collateral Renewal and Enhancement Watershed Extension Distribution
- Baseline Equitization for Nonconforming Debt Obligation Verification, Enhancement and Restoration
Please feel free to add your own (I sent these to Steven Colbert's show so who knows maybe He'll read them)
